It seems I was selected to proctor the Chuunin Exam this year again. Oi Naruto, are you going to try taking it now that you are back in the village?

Just returned from a mission with my teammates. What a way to remember why I love them and loathe them at the same time. Ino wouldn't stop flirting with the customer and Chouji kept wanting to pause for a meal. Some things never change. It wasn't too bad though. I haven't had regular shinobi work in a while with my team.

I wonder if I should stop napping. I had.. the strangest and most disturbing dream ever. What is wrong with me lately?


OOC =====================================================
Dream: NC-17

( The Dream )

It has been quiet lately even with the hushed worry and anticipation of Akatsuki outside the village.

Too quiet.

I have been spending more time with my hobbies than usual. Trying to understand why I feel alone now. It is illogical, as I have always been single before and.. I can't make sense of why life isn't just the way it used to be.

Tch. I knew relationships were troublesome.

...I haven't seen Chouji OR Sasuke in days. I can only guess they returned to their worlds. I'm feeling really sad, but I'm sure they are happier with their true boyfriends. I simply do not make the cut. I don't think I ever will suffice as a significan other now that I've had a little experience.

I can't believe it... right after my first real kiss too.

I keep thinking about what Naruto and I talked about. I don't know why it bothers me so much..

Ran into some old Sakura after teaching at the academy the other day. Oi, was she cranky.. and drunk. What a pain.

To me. I think I shall take an extra nap to celebrate.

Anyone want to give me a present by playing Shogi with me later?

20 things about Shikamaru that take too much effort for him to tell you himself.

( 20 facts about Shikamaru )

....
Well the pervert and the chef definately fit.

It seems everyone is having an eventful time. Not I, and I hope to keep it that way.

[Private - Lazily locked, very hackable]
Chouji and Sasuke seem to have become very close friends. It is nice since we all live together and I am so entertaining. Mother has been displeased since Sasuke came out to be her more feminine side. It is a pain to deal with, but I support Sasuke. Mother does not like that a female is sleeping with me under her roof, but she is not mean enough to throw Sasuke out on the street. I think she likes Sasuke too.

And it's not as if we do anything even if we sleep together. I.. I'm too afraid. With both Chouji and Sasuke. Maybe it's fate they are becoming close. They could do so much more for each other than I can do for either. How do people do such things so easily? I.. I can't even kiss right. Fortunately Chouji rarely makes me kiss him, usually just leaving his own pecks on my cheek.

I wonder if it would be easier if Chouji were a girl. I do not go for guys, but Chouji is special. I do care very much about him and I am not turned off or away from him like I am with every other guy. It is strange though. To think about going further with him because he is male. And maybe that is the biggest hurdle. I'm straight. I believe love knows not gender, but sex surely does.

And it isn't helping that I keep having wet dreams about Sasuke. I think it is just natural since my attraction is females and she has become my closest friend aside from my boyfriend and the Chouji I grew up with. Then there is the clothing she wears to bed.. it's so sexy. And she tangles up with me.. and... I should stop this thought. I don't believe in cheating.. I can't believe.. I have these thoughts. It's so wrong of me.
[/Private]

I don't know where Sasuke is. Why hasn't he come home yet? It's 3am already and I can't sleep knowing something isn't right.

-2 hours later-
My room is spotless. I can't sleep. I'm so nervous I cleaned the whole room. It's 5am now and he's still not home. I should go out and look for him, but where would I start?

-1 hour later-
I swear if that other Sasuke has something to do with this, I'll find a way to hurt that bastard. Knowing him, he found Sasuke and abducted him. Naruto hasn't seen Sasuke, either of them. I called. I know it's that traitors fault. He should be in prison with his other self.

-Another hour later-
Still not home. Sun is rising. I might die of exhaustion. I feel really sick. I think I'm going to vomit or die.

So.. I have a boyfriend now. Are you as surprised as I am?

To make life more interesting, I came home to find Sasuke naked in my bed.

Yeah.

Oh, he's from another world. Not like the Sasuke from this world. He seems a bit more.. reasonable. He'll be living with Chouji and I until he finds work and his own place I suppose.

Team 7 seems to be in dire need of doing the following:

Get together somewhere private
Have a few drinks to relax
Lay out your issues and seek solutions

Now I know why I have no interest in alcohol. It's troublesome to be so sick all day. It didn't help my head that I was punched in the face by Naruto's girlfriend.

Otherwise, the party wasn't too bad.

Neji, I need to get my chuunin vest from you.

[Private to Sasuke]
Bird Country, outside.
And I guess i'm sorry to hear about Naruto's new interest.
[/Private]

I truly understand Iruka's frustration from when I was a child. Unbelievable. Children are so troublesome when they don't want to be in class.

I held three students in a shadowbind for detention after class. It was the only way to keep them in place. Ah, the annoyance. Why did I become a teacher again?

I'm starved. Maybe Chouji will be up for getting some food.

So troublesome, but Naruto's been abducted by Akatsuki. I have been assigned a team, yet I can't find my team leader Jiraiya. *sigh*

He's probably busy writing porn. Tch. Why couldn't I be on Yondaime's team so we could get this over with?

Jiraiya.. if you ever stop spying on girls and decide to get our team together, I'll be up on the hill watching clouds.

geniusreverie is blah.

I've met prosthetic legs with more get-up-and-go than you. Could you be less melancholy and go out and do something?

wanna know your lj's moodring color? enter your user name and hit the button. (discussion thread)

Some of you have amusing answers to this. *bored and putting in other people's journals*

Yeah, yeah, I know I'm late in posting.

A different Chouji is staying with me. I don't see him much because of work. It's oddly nice and not as troublesome as I expected.

I missed that party. I think I'm glad. I hear there was a lot of drugs and alcohol or something similiar. Such situations are too much of a pain to deal with and I don't partake in those types of activities. I don't see the point in it.

Meh. Time for a nap.

I'm glad I don't have a significant other. My father is bothered with making all these special arrangements to make my troublesome mother happy on that special day. Flowers and chocolates and whatever else I don't want to know about. That requires so much effort for such a useless thing.

( Private, hackable because Shikamaru is too lazy to really make it secure )

It seems I am invited to some Valentine's day party. Really, how troublesome. Doesn't this mean I need to find a... date?

*looks around Konoha*

Well, I don't feel like going around asking, so does anyone want to be my date.. thing?

I ran into that strange Neji again. We had a conversation about Inos. It seems he doesn't believe that girl is mean.

I went to play shogi after which was much more entertaining.

It seems in another world Temari is having a baby with one of me.

Temari.. and sex.. both are too troublesome for me. Ugh.

I met this Shisui person that has been about. Very charming like most Uchiha.

Once she finally left, I took a nap in the warm afternoon sun. The rain that came later was a blessing, as the lack of clouds was mildly depressing, admittedly.

With the rain came a call to the Hokage building to collect mission reports. Why must I have this job. I wish Tsunade would allow me to go after Asuma's killer.

My father sent me to the hardware store and I ran into one Uchiha Sasuke. Despite his attempt to conceal his identity, I'm not exactly reknowned for stupidity. He was no more pleasant than I expected of him. As preferred it was brief. On my way home I stopped under a tree for a short break.

*sigh* I ran into Ino the mother. She has serious defensive issues, especially in regards to Sasuke. I attempted to have dango and tea, in hopes of learning more about how they came about this world and about themselves.

She became overly angry when I mentioned Sasuke's standing with the village. Eh, face facts.

At first I didn't know what to make of Neji. Being too troublesome to comprehend, I simply left to collect my thoughts.

Dammit, I've had my ears pierced since I was ten! They are not new, geeze!

On my way home I ran into Ino.. or someone who looked like Ino.. and responded to Ino. It was easy to ascertain that it was not Ino, as my teammate did not have such a large stomach yesterday at training. With her beliefs in 'what guys like', I doubt my teammate would ever allow herself to get pregnant. Or she'd cry about being 'fat.'

Today I was interrupted while enjoying a nice game of shogi by a girl naming herself Aida. Apparantly all of these people are from different worlds than my own. I had already thought along similiar lines from my interactions. But why? Is this the work of the Akatsuki? Possibly, but since it doesn't really affect me negatively.. I don't feel like putting forth the effort to figure it out. Aida was nice enough, yet it was creepy to be known so well by a stranger.

I would take a nice nap under a tree, but it appears it will rain today.

Creating a journal is far too troublesome.

I won against Asuma at shogi, again.